Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? 

  • Because he couldn't lie.

What do you call George Washington's false teeth? 

  • Presidentures!

What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
George Washingtoon!

Was General Washington a handsome man?

  • His wife thought so, she called him George-eous!

What would George Washington be if he were alive today?

  • Really, really, really old!

Did you hear the one about the thing crooked George Washington?

  • He committed Valley Forgery!

How did George Washington speak to his army? 

  • In general terms!