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Barack Obama TOP TEN
Things to do During 'Pledge to the Flag!'
 BARACK OBAMA DURING PLEDGE by NEWTONSTEIN at MINISTERS-BEST-FRIEND.com Welcome to "Ministers-Best-Friend.com" "A Christian Nation, in a Christian World, in our Lifetime!" Worth Living For? Fighting For? Voting For? "YES!"  
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President Barack Obama
"To Pledge . . . or Not to Pledge"
 You probably remember early photos of the 2008 Presidential campaign showing Barack Obama during the American Pledge to the Flag. > Some times Barack stood in respect to the Flag & those who died so it could fly free > Some times he didn't > Some times he put his hand over his heart > Some times he didn't > Some times he waved at people or checked his papers > Some times he said the pledge > Some times he rehearsed his speech Since not standing, saying the pledge, or putting his hand over his heart would allow for many awkward moments, we-the-Campaign staff for Sarah Palin in 2012 came up with some things for Barack to do while citizens were saying the Pledge;
"BE-LIKE-BARACK!" Humor by NewtonStein:
TOP TEN THINGS TO DO DURING PLEDGE TO THE FLAG!
[10] Listen to Aretha Franklin on your BLACKBERRY!
[9] If you're at a ball game, just keep eating POPCORN . . . if popcorn is gone, add some names to your enemies list: Jessica, Rush, Santelli, Cramer . . . -
[8] Call Bill Ayers . . . just to "CHECK IN!" If Bill' too busy to take your call (working on a "PENTAGON-II") add some more names to your enemies list
[7] Fire-off a quick text message to good-buddy CHAVEZ!"
[6] Check the stock market: see how the "PROFIT TO EARNINGS" Ratio is today On days market is closed, call TONY RESNICK to see how things are in BLAGO-VILLE!
[5] Take a drag-off-your-neighbors-cig (who's busy standing properly and Pledging the Flag!)
[4] Write a SECRET NOTE to the Russians to remind about wanting to join them & Iranians in a new TRI-LATERAL COMMISSION!
[3] Check map . . . see if you can find those dang missing SEVEN-STATES!
[2] While the maps out, see if PALIN was telling the Truth about Russia's proximity to Alaska (They told in Harvard "Remedial History" Russia was east of Poland - not west of Alaska!
[1] Plan some strategies to get the GUNS & BIBLES out of the hands of TRUE AMERICANS!
You too can "BE-LIKE-BARACK!" who advocates: "Sometimes you stand for the pledge (if on TV, on stage, Bill Ayers not around etc.,) sometimes you don't. Sometimes you stay on your butt and look at the standing fools; Sometimes you PRETEND to put your hand on your heart . . . while giving a "quick wave" to anyone else you see NOT putting their hand on their heart!
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