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"THEN" by inherent definition - it must be:

    Holy, Inspired, Inerrant, Intrepid, Infallible, Infinitive, Invincible, Indestructible, Inexhaustible, Inalienable, Immutable, Implacable, Impossible-to-Improve: Eternal and Indubitable NEVER FAILING and ALL CONQUERING!

    DEDUCTING from the simple fact - that God equates His Word with Himself:

      "In the Beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God, . . ." John 1:1 (and other Scriptures),
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    Holy, Inspired, Inerrant, Intrepid, Infallible, Infinitive, Invincible, Indestructible, Inexhaustible, Inalienable, Immutable, Implacable, Impossible-to-Improve: Eternal and Indubitable in EVERY FIELD OF KNOWLEDGE:
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The FIRST DAY:

    In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth,
    Then Adam and Eve, so He could have Mirth!

    Gen 2:19 - And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

    Gen 2:20 - And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

    And God looked at the man He had made and said: It is NOT GOOD for man to be alone! I will make an help meet for him;

    And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

    Gen 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he an help meet, and brought her unto the man.

    Gen 2:23 And Adam said, WOE - - - - -MAN! And she has been called Wo-Man happily ever after!~

    I Cor - And her hair was her only covering, and it was glorious!

    Gen 2:25 And they were both naked, and were not ashamed,

    And God departed from the Garden, and Adam said:

      Eve! Eve! Remember God said we were to Cleave! Let's Cleave, Eve.

      And Eve hesitated as Lot's wife, and while She hesitated; Adam quoted Mary the mother of Jesus - and telling Eve: Eve! The Bible "Whatsoever he saith unto you do it!

      And Eve hesitated yet the more to obey her husband; Adam quoted another Scripture where Jesus said: What so ever thou doest, do quickly!

      So Eve obeyed the Word of the Lord . . . and her husband . . .

      And so they cleaved . . . and they Cleaved . . . and they CLEAVED!

      And the evening and the morning were the first day,

      And God saw that it was very Good!

      And Adam said: A-A-A-A-men!

      And they rested for seven days!

      And men have been quoting Scriptures to their wives ever after;


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    Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field,

    And Eve partook of the forbidden fruit: And she became a modern woman!And we read by the Prophet Isaiah:

    Isa 3:16 - And she the daughter of Zion was haughty, and walked with stretched forth neck and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as she went, and making a tinkling with her feet:

    19 The dangling chains, and bracelets, and necklaces,

    20 And bonnets, and ornaments of the legs, and headbands, and earrings,

    21 The finger rings, and nose jewels,

    23 in fine linen, in vails,

    24 of sweet smell and well set hair;

    22 And the many changeable suits of apparel, O the changeable suits of apparel

    - And the woman said: The Millennium is coming! The Millennium is coming! I must have enough FOR A THOUSAND YEARS . . .

Adam saw that his wife was different, And he said: "I should have named you Jezebelle!"

And the Woman lifted up her eyes and looked at the well-watered plains of the city;

So the woman went shopping East of Eden in the Land of Nod, . . . and to her it was The PROMISED LAND,

And the Mall was beautiful to behold:

    It's streets were of made of pure Gold, it's walls of jasper, and the foundations were made of every precious stones, and the automatic doors were made of pearl, and the inner court was filled with diamonds . . .

    . . . and there was no night there for the lights were never turned off . . . and there was musick and laughter and roasting of a fatted calf . . .

    . . . and the PROMISED LAND was a Land flowing Sales and Bargains . . . and the Fallen Woman spent all that she had, even her last two mites, and she purchased new clothes: . . .

    . . . White Robes and purple gowns and a fine fur Coat of Many Colors . . . such an innumerable multitude, so much that they were piled upon one another. . . . until there was no room at their inn;


And Adam lifted up his voice and wept all that night and prophesied: Even when when the THOUSAND YEARS ARE FINISHED, yet there will be clothes never worn!

And the Word of the Lord came to Adam as a still, small voice and said:

    "Gather up all that remains: so he gathered up 12 basket's full, one for each of the Twelve Tribes of Israel . . .

    and cast them into a fiery furnace . . .and then he went and told the woman what he had done and how that the furnace was 7-times hotter than ever before . . .

    . . .and she said: "So . . .with all the new clothes . . . so am I!"

    And the contention was so sharp between them, they didn't speak for seven days, and she rested from all her shopping which she had done;

    And with the passing of time, Adam found himself in sore travail, in a straight betwixt a rock and a hard place and when he could take no more he lift up his voice to the woman and said:

      Woman, thou has lost thy first love! Repent quickly, and do the first works . . . or else . . .

      The woman too was feeling kind of sheepish, so she cast off her new garments . . . and they were naked and not ashamed . . . and the Wolf lay down with the Lamb . . .

      . . . and they cleaved . . . and they cleaved . . .and they cleaved . . .

      The evening and the morning were the second day: And God saw that what He had made was . . . very interesting . . .

      And Adam built an altar, and went before the Lord with offerings and fell on His knees and prayed: THANKS LORD!"


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The THIRD DAY:

    Third day - David and Bathsheba - Wife cast Bathsheba over the wall and the dogs came and liked up her blood

    And she thrashed Adam with 40 lashes save one;

    And she quoted Scripture unto Adam and said:

      Be not deceived, for God is not mocked , for what soever your sow, that shall yo also reap!

      And she whipped him again, 40 lashes save one!

      And Adam life up his eyes being in torments, and seeing the woman afar off, clothed in purple and fine linen faring sumptuously every day.

      And Adam begged for some food;

      And she fed him with the crumbs that fell from her table for 40 days and 40 nights;

      And the dogs came and licked his sores.

      And Adam lifted up his voice with God's Servant Job and cried:

        Man that is born of woman - his days are full of trouble as sparks fly upwards:

      And all the Men of the San Hedrin said: Amen!


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The FOURTH DAY:

    Samson and Delilah


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The FIFTH DAY:

    Abraham and Sarah and Haggar;


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The FIRST DAY:

    CHAPTER-6:

      And his first wife asked

      Solomon said: But the Scripture said: This one thing I do!

      And Jesus further says: whatsoever thou doeth, do it with all thy heart, all thy soul all thy mind and all they strength!

      And after a life time Solomon and the thousand wives, one for each year of the Thousand year reign!

      And with his thousand wives and princes and concubines, Solomon was the First man to live in rapture, and bliss.

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    Speaking of the Rapture!

    13 But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope.

    14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.

    15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

    16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

    17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air:

    And they were all naked, and were not ashamed,

    And God clothed them with white robes, and crowns of Gold,

    And the men went fishing with Peter, James and John on the Great Sea;

    And the Women went to the Shopping Mall in the Sky with Streets made of Purest Gold;

    And they all lived happily ever after!


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The SEVENTH DAY:

    Great Commission: Preach the Good News!

    Whatsoever He saith unto you: DO IT!

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    SCRIPTURE:"The ‘Thief’ (Devil) cometh not, but for to steal, to kill and to DESTROY." John 10:10

      QUESTION: Do you Believe Satan the Adversary Succeeds?___ Or Fails?___


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    SCRIPTURE: "For God sent NOT His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world though Him might be SAVED! See John 3:16 John 3:17

    SCRIPTURE: "Beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, ... The Lord is ... NOT willing that any should perish, but that ALL should come to repentance. 2 Pet 3:9

      QUESTION: Do you Believe God the Father Succeeds?___ Or Fails?___


God the Son’s Goals:

    SCRIPTURE: "For the Son of Man is come to seek and to SAVE that which is lost!" Luk 19:10 "For I came NOT to judge the world, but to SAVE the world. John 12:47

    SCRIPTURE: "And I, if I be lifted up from the Earth, I WILL DRAW ALL men unto Me." Joh 12:32

      QUESTION: Do you Believe God the Son (Jesus Christ): Succeeds?___ Or Fails?___ center>


God the Spirit’s Goals:

    SCRIPTURE: Jesus declares: "'I ’WILL’' send Him (Holy Spirit) unto you, and when He is come 'He ’WILL’' testify of Me: John 14:26

    SCRIPTURE: "He ’WILL’ reprove the world [convict, convince, correct] of sin, of righteousness, and of judgment: John 16:7

    SCRIPTURE: (1) Of sin, because they believe not on me; ... (2) Of righteousness, because I go to my Father; ...(3) Of judgment, because the 'Prince of this World' IS JUDGED![A] John 16:8-10

      QUESTION: Do you think God the Spirit Succeeds?___ Or Fails?___


      ULTIMATELY, WHO, ACHIEVES THEIR STATED GOALS? GOD or Satan?

      If you believe

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