President George "W" Bush

The Wittiest of All Presidents!


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50 of the funniest statements ever made



2001

I'm going to work with every Cabinet member to set a series of goals for each Cabinet.

Austin, Texas (January 2, 2001)

I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody.

Washington, D.C. (January 18, 2001)

The thing that's important for me is to remember what's the most important thing.

St. Louis February 2, 2001

Home is important. It's important to have a home.

Crawford, Texas (February 18, 2001)

My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire.

Preidential Radio Address, February 24, 2001

I think there is some methodology in my travels.

Washington, D.C. (March 5, 2001)

I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so?... How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address - state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

Washington Post (March 9, 2001)

We'll be a great country where the fabrics are made up of groups and loving centers.

Kalamazoo, Michigan (March 27, 2001)

I've coined new words, like 'misunderestimating' and 'Hispanically'.

Radio and Television Correspondents' Dinner (March 29, 2001)

First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

Washington Post (April 24, 2001)

There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

Washington, D.C. (May 11, 2001)

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America...And we're going to do something about it.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (May 14, 2001)

Anyway, I'm so thankful and so gracious- I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

Miami, Florida (June 4, 2001)

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency.

June 14, 2001, to Göran Persson, unaware he was still on live TV, as quoted in "The President in Europe: The President; Plain-Talking Bush Is Using His Charm On European Stage" by Frank Bruni in The New York Times (16 June 2001).

I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy.

referring to Russian president Vladimir Putin, Press Conference by President Bush and Russian Federation President Putin, June 16, 2001

I was able to get a sense of his soul; a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country. Press Conference by President Bush and Russian Federation President Putin, June 16, 2001

As I'm sure you can imagine, it is an unimaginable honor to live here. Washington, D.C. (June 18, 2001)

It's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless you want to.

Ellis Island, New York (July 10, 2001)

She was neat.

on meeting Queen Elizabeth II, Times of London (July 18, 2001)

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe- I believe what I believe is right.

Rome, Italy (July 22, 2001)

Dealing with Congress is a matter of give and take. The president doesn't get everything he wants, the Congress doesn't get everything they want. But we're finding good common ground. A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

Statement, Washington, DC, (July 26, 2001); as quoted in the Seattle Seattle Post-Intelligencer (July 27, 2001).

A great people has been moved to defend a great nation. Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.

America was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining.

Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature. And we responded with the best of America — with the daring of our rescue workers, with the caring for strangers and neighbors who came to give blood and help in any way they could.

Address to the Nation (September 11, 2001)

Those in authority should take appropriate precautions to protect our citizens. But we will not allow this enemy to win the war by changing our way of life or restricting our freedoms.

Remarks by the President In Photo Opportunity with the National Security Team, September 12, 2001

I want justice. And there's an old poster out West, I recall, that says, "Wanted: Dead or Alive!" Referring to Osama Bin Ladin after the 9/11 attack. "America's New War: President Bush Talks with Reporters at Pentagon", CNN.com, September 17, 2001. URL accessed on 2007-01-24.

I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.

Spoken at a September 13, 2001 meeting with the four senators from New York and Virginia. Reported in "A President Finds His True Voice", Newsweek (September 24, 2001)

Nobody can threaten this country. Oh, they may be able to bomb buildings and obviously disrupt lives. Washington, D.C. (September 20, 2001)

Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.

Statement to budget director Mitchell Daniels, mid-September; as quoted by him in an address to the OMB Conference Board (October 16, 2001) repeated as a dubious joke through 2002:

One of the great goals of this nation's war is to restore public confidence in the airline industry. It's to tell the traveling public: Get on board. Do your business around the country. Fly and enjoy America's great destination spots. Get down to Disney World in Florida.

Remarks at Chicago's O'Hare Airport (September 21, 2001)

[18] We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.

Washington, D.C. (October 2, 2001)

Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

Press conference, in response to reporter asking why he hasn't called for any sacrifices from the American people (in the war on terror), and whether he intends to do so. (October 11, 2001)

I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower — the TV was obviously on. And I used to fly, myself, and I said, well, there's one terrible pilot. I said, it must have been a horrible accident.

On what he thought about the first September 11th crash; Town Hall Meeting, Orlando, Florida (December 4, 2001)

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hannukah.

at the annual White House lighting of the menorah (December 10, 2001)

The world must know that this administration will not blink in the face of danger, and will not tire when it comes to completing the missions that we said we would do.

Press conference, Crawford, Texas (December 28, 2001)

"We're going to get [Bin Laden] Dead or alive, it doesn't matter to me." 12/14/2001 Bush's words elsewhere was that he is "determined" to capture Bin Laden dead or alive, and is confident about succeeding

But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me. 12/21/2001 White House release: President Highlights Administration's First-Year Accomplishments



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