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Obama: A Humorous Look At His First Two Weeks: "How Obamanable!"


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1] Obama fails to show mental ability to think under pressure: could not repeat the simple Presidential Oath after Chief Justice John Roberts giving us a garbled “Obamism”


2] Obama fails to show respect when he repeats the Presidential Oath WITHOUT using the Bible: “Obamanation”!


3] Obama fails American Allies’ with centuries of loyalty by making his “First Official Act as President” to call Islamic radical Mahmud Ahmadinejad of Iran! This is our first view of his “Obam-Islamic Doctrine!”

This is taken as a cue of weakness and sympathizing by terrorist-supporting and USA threatening Ahmadinejad who has Iran’s first “Spy Satellite" in orbit within a week!

Their Spy Satellite - to search for places to do the “NEXT-9-11” - has been setting there for years, but the Muslims were afraid to launch it with Cowboy George in the White House . . . He packs a pistol and is not AFRAID to use it!


4] Obama fails to exercise good judgment as Democrat Super-star Hillary Clinton’s “Obamanastic” appointment as Secretary of State is held up for husband receiving funds from foreign governments - conflict-of-interest problems.


5] Obama fails to settle the dispute created by Blagovich-appointed Senator Burris refused in Senate Seat, then accepted him as the newest Senate “Obamaton”: one who approves all Obama advocates with robot-like submission.


6] Obama fails to settle with Blagovich as “Blagoville-Governor” accuses Rohm & Obama of negotiating with him on the Senate Seat: “Obaminable!”

7] Obama fails to exercise good judgment by giving “First Official Interview as President” to Islamic News Network and Iran: more “Obam-Islamic Doctrine”

They responded to his “metro sexual reaching out” by launching their Spy Satellite immediately!

8] Obama fails to exercise good judgment as Democrat Super-star the “Obamanastic” Timothy Geithner found to have gross Tax Evasion problems.


9] Obama fails to exercise good judgment as Democrat Super-star the “Obaminable” Tom Daschle found to have gross Tax Evasion problems.


10] Obama fails to exercise good judgment as Democrat Super-star, “Obamalina‘s” Valley-Girl (who can say “Ya’-know” 30 times in 30 seconds without trying or being aware!) Caroline Kennedy admits to serious Federal Tax Problems.


11] Obama fails to exercise good judgment as Chief Performance Officer appointee the “Obamanastic” Ms. Kilper - to the “Newly-Created-Office” withdrew her name for major tax problems.


12] Obama fails to exercise good judgment as Democrat Super-star Metro-Sexual “Obamaton”: Chris Dodd - who is Chair over all US Housing in Congress is accused of personal housing-deal and in defense declares: ”I can’t find my real-estate-financial-papers“ and he had just bought the expensive home a few months ago: and he‘s in charge of housing papers for the whole nation?


13] Obama so embarrassed he goes on National TV and admits “I-Screwed-Up!” . How “Obamanating!”


14] Obama fails to exercise good judgment the next day when with five important people at the White Office for scheduled appointments, he panics under pressure, grabbed ‘his security blanket’ (Michelle-Mouth), and flees the White House to visit “Obama-Land” a second-grade class at a “private-school” [THOSE PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE NOT SAFE!]: spends the rest of the day reading stories to little kids while the US economy goes up in smoke!

Obama fails as he admits to the world “he just had to get out of the White House!” - Burnt out after THREE WHOLE DAYS! “Obaminable” [Or “WOW!” Using a word that ‘Obamatons’ and 2nd-graders understand!]

[Shades of Wild Willie Clinton, who when he found out Congress was going to impeach him, headed off for little kids to read about Santa Claus - though his spousal-supporter wouldn’t go with him - what with Monica and all - she was out buying more lamps!


15] Obama commits “Obamanator” as Kentucky and that region of US suffers from severe weather emergency causing power outages and over 40-deaths - far worse than 99.99% of hurricanes, fires, tornadoes, mud-slides, snow-&-ice storms, earthquakes and other tragedies, ALL without a single comment by Obama: who seems engrossed with his own D.C. Debacle.

[ Can you imagine if Bush had done this? The Metro-Sexual Media-Maggots would have devoured him alive - cowboy hat and all!

President Reagan’s word applies to the ‘Obamanator‘: “when your knee-deep in alligators, it’s hard to remember you came there to drain the swamp!” - RR ]


16] Obama fails by presenting a “Hyper-bomic” 900-billion dollar stimulus plan with more pork than a "pig-farm” from Princess Pelosi’s Abortion-bailout-with-free-condoms & Prince Harry’s A.C.O.R.N. money to zeal for the world: “Obamanomics” in action!


17] The “Obamanator” fails to exercise good judgment through it all as he terminated Bush’s Executive Order which stopped the USA from paying for abortions all over the world: the “Obaminator” issued his own Executive Order which restored this “Obaminable” situation.


18] “Obamanator” fails again to exercise good judgment through it all as he OVERTURNED Bubba Clinton’s Executive Order which created “Don’t Ask-Don’t Tell” Gay-neutral military policy; the “Obaminator” terminated that order by issuing his own Executive Order which created a New Military Paradigm.


19] Obama fails again to exercise good judgment through it all issuing a new Executive Order which gives medical care to immigrant children - giving them more enticement to Cross-the-border-and-see-the-sign: “Welcome to Obamanation”!

Instead of Truman, WW-II & V-day, or General Eisenhower & D-day, Barack-bin Laden dropped another “O-bomb” declaring “Gay-Day” for the Guys-with-Guns! (our Military!) “Don’t Drop-out” says the metro-sexual “Obamalina” - “COME OUT & SHOUT OUT!” Be ’PROUD of your CROWD'! And thus the once proud Military of the U.S.A - that is UNITED-STRAIGHT-ARMY, Obama’s Nation evolves to “Obam-O Sodom”


20] With Obama under attack by Conservative Talk-Radio Champions for all these, The Obamanator fails to exercise good judgment under pressure AGAIN, and he attacks ‘RUSH’ the ‘harmless, huggable, lovable little fuzz-ball.’

The “Obamanator tries first to “HUSH-RUSH!” by inviting Republican “PINKO-Senators" to the White House [PINKO - as in only part-Red] and asked them not to listen to RUSH. When that fails he gets all his Senatorial ‘Obamatons’ to “FLUSH-RUSH” with a volume of “Barack-Talk!”

Rush, however, is not wimpy like most of the “Metro-Sexual-Media-Maggots” and the Rush-Response as 'Republican Ramrod’ and convinces ALL 177-Republicans to vote AGAINST Obama and his “Obamanastic Obamanomics”


21] When all the Obama “Chic-Chatter” fails - Princess Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, the many “Omama-News-Network-Obamatons” [Katie Kouric, Diana Sawyer, etc., The View, Rosie-Odonall, Ellen Degenerate, - he gets one of his ‘Super-Chic’s‘, the Obamaton Senator Debbie Stable now (who just happens NOT to be ‘stable now’) - to legally “CRUSH RUSH” by destroying Talk-Radio by introducing legislation the Unfair-Fairness doctrine.

[NOTE! So unbelievable it could not be imagined, Debbie UN-Stablenow’s husband has helped start, Democracy Free America Air-America, been a Radio-Talk-Show Host himself, even owning industry entities in Washington DC, and may have owned or operated-or-directed the ‘First ever radio station whose call-letters were named after a US President‘:

OBAMA 1260 am in Washington D.C. [that DC is for Democrat City]

They actually had some listeners during the campaign - A.C.O.R.N., MoveOn.Org, NARAL, etc, and took in some advertising dollars thanks to Soros & company - but after the Immaculate Inauguration of the Metro-Sexual Media-Made-Messiah - the station literally died, and they dumped it just 10-DAYS later!

Now we know why Ms. Air America Debbie Stablenow had to get a job as Obamaton Senator!

EVEN MORE, her multi-times-failed-Radio-Talk-Show-Host-Husband was just busted for picking up a ‘Cheap Prostitute’. Being who he was - husband of an Obamaton Senator, he received Obama justice: he walked and the prostitute was jailed! That’s how it is in Democrat-City!

**(In all seriousness, we do regret the marital breach of promise with Senator Stablenow and pray for their recovery, which is entirely possible - but will require counseling by a Republican education at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.)


22] With “Obama’s World” crumbling-like a Clinton-Cookie the Obamanator fails to exercise good judgment AGAIN, attacking someone who won't fight back: dropping an “O-Bomb” on Jessica Simpson. President Obamanable attacked her personally, insulted her, failed to apologize, made mockery of her in public before her fans, and has hindered her public singing performances by having her in tears - even while she tries to sing for her fans.

Does the Obamanable One have no shame, attacking a private citizen, a young female?

So much for his being manly, a gentleman and picking on someone his own size!


23] We won't even comment on his ‘Press Secretary . . . .” It was nice havin’ him ‘round . . . While it lasted . . .


24] Serious in all these things is his “Obam-Islamic Doctrine.” The “Obaminable-Knowman - he who knows all things - issued another Executive Order to close “Club Gitmo” without knowing what to do with the Islamic terrorists: possibly turning them loose in a city near YOU!

Maybe they’ll be so appreciative of his Obama-nicety that they’ll re-locate in Democrat City - just down the street from their now Muslim Hero!


25] Perhaps most serious of all for the great injustice to American Military is more “Obam-Islamic Doctrine:” His Obaminable ‘Pardon-like Decree' to the Islamic Terrorists who bombed the Naval Ship USS COLE killing some of our best & bravest, leaving orphans and widows behind.

Obama did invite to the White House the families of those soldiers killed in that shameful tragedy [which President Clinton - like any good Metrosexual Democrat would do - let them get away freely, denying justice to his own soldiers] , trying to explain “Why he was letting the terrorists go free who had killed their sons, fathers and husbands!

Being poor Americans, for sure they were impressed with White-House wining & Dining and some “Barack Hussein Obama memorabilia to take home to have in place of the dad’s - probably accompanied with some coupons or federal food stamps to compensate" . . .

And so ends the “First Two-Weeks-In-Office!” The “Obamanastic” One has succeeded in getting off to the worst start ever in modern history.

To the Germans with Hitler and the Americans with Obama we say to all: Just remember - you voted for him: the one and only “Obaminable-Knowman!"




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