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OBAMA ASKS STUPID QUESTIONS by NEWTONSTEIN at MINISTERS-BEST-FRIEND.com


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Barack Pretends he’s Katie Couric - “GOTCHA!”



[1] Obama Asks: If “Pro” is the opposite of “Con“, doesn't that make Congress the opposite of Progress?
> > Palin Answers: "You betcha! But only when democrats have the majority!

[2] Obama Asks: Should sincere PETA Activists [vegetarians] eat animal crackers?
> > Palin Answers: Only if there's vegetables in their "corn-dog" for a balanced meal!

[3] Obama Asks: Now up there in Alaska, with all the snow, now does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work to get his snow plow?
> > Palin Answers: His wife takes him! (on her his snow-mobile!)

[4] Obama Asks: If Fire-Fighters fight fires, and Crime-Fighters fight crimes, what do Freedom-Fighters fight?
> > Palin Answers: Well, Liberals and Democrats, of Course!

[5] Obama says: Hypothetically speaking, I don't allow any hypothetical answers in my staff meetings! Isn’t that right?
> > Palin Answers: First Barack, Only Republicans are RIGHT, and second - hypothetically speaking - Democrats don't really have any answers at their staff meetings!

[6] Obama Asks: If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
> > Palin Answers: Because government regulation calls for all kinds of unnecessary things like putting "ON" and "OFF" on light-switches, diaper changers in men's restrooms, and making boarder guards carry guns they aren't allowed to use . . .

[7] Obama Asks: If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
> > Palin Answers: depends on whether it's dark or not!

[8] Obama Asks: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
> > Palin Answers: For the same reason you buy your “stock” in a ‘bull-market’ and your “bulls” at a ‘stock-market‘!

[9] Obama Asks: You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
> > Palin Answers: Well, if they made the whole plane out of little black box material, the media would accuse it of having some kind of racial overtones!

[10] Obama Asks: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
> > Palin Answers: Just to give Ivy League Lawyers & Journalists something worthwhile to think about!

[11] Obama Asks: I’m thinking about starting a “Federal Redundant Department of Redundancy” to stop wasting money on taxes. Surely, you can’t find fault with that can you?
> > Palin Answers: No-o-o-o, not at all . . . except we already have a “Federal Redundant Department of Redundancy!
Barack: “We do? What is it?”
Sarah: Your whole administration, Barack

[*12*] Palin Asks: Now let me ask you one: Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

> > Obama Answers: Because parachutes don't float very good?
Sarah: “Wrong!”
Barack: “Well, you gonna tell me?”
Sarah: “No, you’ll have plenty of time to figure it out after 2012!

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