Barack' Hussein-No-Brain' Obama
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"Iran is a Tiny Country" and Other Stupid Statements!
How did this guy get INTO Harvard? Affirmative Action by Jesse Jackson! How did he Stay in Harvard? Bill Ayers did his Papers then later his books!
Welcome to President Obama's Craziest Quotes" such as his shocking-to-behold campaign 'declaration with great pride' of having visited '57-States - with more to go' and other gems from his obviously superior 'Harvard days'.
Hussein-No-Brain Barack: he is 'NOT smarter than a 5th grader!' . . . but what about a 4th-grader? Maybe a 3rd-grader? That President Obama has made such really bazaar statements is alarming for actual lack-of-knowledge, with indication of relatively low IQ and even poor memory. However, most in the 'Modern-Misleading-Manipulating-Mudslinging-Metrosexual-'Drive-By' (and some would say 'Maggot-Infested') Media - suffering desperately from 'Obama-mania-&-madness - completely gloss over his incredible statements, claiming they are "nothing compared to eight years of "The 'W' and his 'Bushisms'!" However, we strongly assert one must distinguish greatly between the statements of Bush and Obama. It is true, President G. W. made irregular statements - we admit to them being among the funniest statements ever in the English language! However, that is exactly what most of theme are: funny and even hilarious! However, 'Bushims' were almost always the misuse of a word, leaving the word off the end of a sentence, combining and/or misplacing modifiers (as miss-under-estimating!), and sometimes mixing verb tense usage within a long sentence. [For a 'Comparison of Obamisms & Bushisms' and a full psychological evaluation of G. "W" Bush, see 'Comparison of Obamisms & Bushisms'
Bushisms almost never were a result of pure ignorance.
Obama, conversely, does not have the speech pathologies of Bush, dyslexia, leaving words off the end or out of completely. Obama basically has four great sources stupid sayings:
[I] Obama gives many political statements, talking in circles without anything anything concrete. Sometimes it become hilarious.
[II] Obama gives many pontificating statements, knowing that his "groupies are usually dummer-than-dirt", thus if he can't 'Blind them with Brilliance, he'll Baffle them with Bull! This is often hilarious.
[III] Obama gives many profoundly contradicting statements, blatantly saying the opposite today of what he blatantly decreed yesterday. "He never met a 'flip-flop' he couldn't spin!
[IV] Obama gives some pitiful answers, speaking to relatively simple things he just doesn't know ... and with out his teleprompter ... Obama reveals that he is 'dummer than dirt' as well.EXAMPLES:
> > 'His '57-states', > > 'Iran's a small country', > > 'Romans is some 'obscure book in the Bible' {for you who are also ignorant of God's Word, Romans is "Thee: 'Premier Doctrinal, Systemic Theological,
[1] Perhaps Obama's most serious lack of knowledge - pertaining to the safely of our nation - is was Obama's complete lack of knowledge regarding Iran, perhaps our most serious enemy and most major threat to national security. 'Iran doesn’t “pose a serious threat to us”– blindly arguing that such “tiny countries” with small defense budgets can’t do us harm . . ." Iran is the largest of the wealthy Muslim nations, larger in population than England, France, Canada, Spain, [all G-8 Nations] Iraq, North Korea, etc., larger than California & Texas combined: a powerful nation with spy satellites in space and nuclear capability. Amazing for ignorance! How does one graduate college, Law school, Harvard, become US Senator, live for 30 adult years in USA, build career in politics and not know Iran is a large & powerful nation ... ... especially with all of the publicity of the "Carter Presidency with the Iranian Hostages" in the headline news daily for months, etc., the Reagan years with the "Iran-Contra" situation, US Congressional hearings, etc.] Furthermore, this was not a casual 'slip-of-the-tongue' error such as saying 'Carter' when you mean 'Reagan', saying 'big' when you meant 'small', etc. Obama was arguing this point over time, assured of his knowledge, logic and reasoning, publicly and boldly declaring his position. Unbelievable!
[2] Obama - Maniacally Machiavellian! Upon being confronted immediately by his staff that Iran is NOT a tiny country, Obama was quickly convinced Iran posed a very serious threat to the USA. How does he correct his statement made earlier that day in honesty & transparency? He simply goes out to campaign the very next day blatantly claiming:
“I’ve made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave.” [Did he think 'no one' was paying attention? Obama from the campaign in Portland]
[3] Obama's geography problem - again!
"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis."
[What made this extremely redundant is that Obama was on the world stage speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, and discussed this statement in detail with staffers! Originally, Obama 'thought he was in "Kansas City, Kansas". A staff member corrected him as he was jotting notes for himself and said, 'By the way: we're not in Kansas, we're in Missouri.' Barack assumed then this big city must be St. Louis and so declared to the world . . . all the while it was Kansas City, Missouri! (Kansas City is NOT in Kansas!) August 2008]
[4] Obama has as much trouble with history as geography. He claimed to the nation on the Anniversary of the "Bloody Sunday March" in Selma, Alabama, that his parents united specifically as a direct result of that civil rights event.
“There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they [his parents] got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born.” [However, Barack Obama Jr. was born several years before the Selma march in 1965. He's not sure how many years before as his birth certificate is no where to be found!]
[5] Obama proudly displays his knowledge of the physics of 'people being limited to being in one place at one time'.
“We only have a certain number of them [Arabic translators] and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” Duh! I think most people understand this by about - age 5? In all probability, Obama was just nervous because he was in Rush Limbaugh's home town and Rush could 'show-up any minutes' and challenge him to a debate!
[SOURCE: In Cape Girardeau, Missouri, while on the campaign Trail.]
[6] Obama continues at the same event (still worried about RUSH appearing), displaying his brilliance and teaching on languages, translators, and what-not (mostly 'what-not!).
'The real reason it’s “harder for us to use them” in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi, or other non-Arabic languages.' [In Rush Limbaugh's home town of Cape Girardeau, Missouri, while on the campaign Trail.]
[7] Obama confuses both red & blue state listeners by the 'profundity of his redundancy' as he seeks to convince all of his brilliant campaign strategies:
"We (Democrats) coach Little League in the blue states and we have some gay friends in the red states": [SOURCE: Obama in his Democratic Convention acceptance speech: 2008.] What's the deal with "Friendly gays in the red states ...Duh ... if you figure this one out . . . let us know, OK?
[8] Perhaps the President himself, unthinking (as usual!) has already given us the explanation to all of these errors :
"Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled ... frequently. That was the point!"
[SOURCE: Corsi: Obama trying to be cool!]
[9] Obama, commenting on the scandalous Ukraine election.
"Well, President Bush said he wanted to export American-style Democracy and, by God, I think it's working."
Obama obviously recognizes 'Chicago-style politics' no matter where it occurs in the world. Likewise, no matter where it is - and no matter what it is: Bush needs the blame!
[10] Obama, waxes mystical again: speaks to soldiers who died on the battlefield - as if they were standing there listening to him . . . and he said he saw them: Amazing!
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
[20] Obama, the brilliant lawyer from Harvard, explains liberty and freedom to us dumb Americans clinging to guns & bibles:
"...just because you have an individual right does not mean that the state or local government can't constrain the exercise of that right..."
NOTE: This remark was in regards to Right-to-Carry laws gun ownership. Hum-m-m-. Wonder what part of the Constitution of that is in. Have you read it, Obama?!*
[21] Obama v. Kerry: Who was the greatest Flip-Flopper?
ONE DAY: "I cannot swallow whole the view of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator."
NEXT DAY: Lincoln is my greatest hero, the great emancipator. I'm going to use his Bible for my swearing in ceremony.
[22] ONE DAY: "No one is pro-abortion." NEXT DAY: I'm not pro-life but I am certainly pro-abortion when it comes to a fetus resulting from rape.
[23] ONE DAY: "The Bush Administration's failure to be consistently involved in helping Israel achieve peace with the Palestinians has been both wrong for our friendship with Israel, as well as badly damaging to our standing in the Arab world." NEXT DAY:*First of all, it's not our JOB to help Israel achieve peace with ANYBODY. And why in the *fark* (little slip into French just to show he can speak different languages!!!) would we want to be friends with the 'Arab world' when they are the ones who keep trying to kill us all?!*
[24] Forrest Gump Obama: "The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife."
[25] The Obama Vast Vision for America "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen."
[26] Obama mocks Special Olympics & Participants on Jay Leno: 3-19-2009
[27] Showing his great Bible knowledge: 'I think we have to go by Matthew, not some 'obscure book like 'Romans'.
{for you who are also ignorant of God's Word, Romans is "Thee: 'Premier Doctrinal, Systemic Theological,
[28] Obama displays that Harvard education on economy when he advises Americans to get back into the market ...
Baffling with 'Obama Bull? "Perhaps now is the time for Americans to start buying stocks again because the 'Profit to Earnings Ratio' is so good right now. There is no such thing as a 'Profit to Earnings Ratio': The "Profit IS the Earning!"
** Obama Brilliance: All energy shortages can be alleviated by 'Increasing the air pressure in tires and inflating often ** Obama Brilliance: Save money by installing a high-tech smart-computer in your house to calculate when peak energy usage is high, and you are to turn off all lights at this time. Will this save money? "Yes!" but you'll have to live to age 110 to recoup the savings - besides doing without lights, TV etc. for those times: side note. In over half of American homes the smart computer - running 24/7 will take more electricity than it saves!!! Yeah Obama! ** Obama Brilliance: No black cars: They absorb too much heat, use more energy to cool them. Soon to be outlawed. Will there be exception for people who only drive at night? Are black suits to follow? Does hugging trees make them grow faster? NEWS FLASH! Obama doesn't smoke because he's too weak to quit. Obama smokes because he is patriotic! By smoking all his life, Barack is saving the planet
[1] He'll save food by smoking instead: absolute fact!
[2] By smoking to keep weight down - he'll save even more food.
[3] He'll save water - by eating less food, because he'll dirty less dishes, so that will save water!
[4] He'll save electricity - by smoking instead of eating, his wife has to cook less which saves stove heat.
[5] He'll save natural gas - by smoking, he is adding natural heat to the home so the thermostat can be lowered two-degrees!
[6] Smoking creates jobs for tobacco farmers
[7] Smoking causes lung cancer, which creates hospital jobs
[8] Smoking creates jobs for grave diggers because people die younger
[9] Smoking saves Medicare because people die young and miss the great medical expense of the senior years.
[10] Smoking saves Social Security because people pay in their whole life, and never get to collect any of it! > CONCLUSION: Barack is rightfully called the Messiah, because 'Laying down his life for his world1' > >
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